So you don’t believe me?
You should.
and hello again, it’s been a while..
Let’s start easy…
Surely Nick is taller than the Hollywood icon, Danny DeVito, right?
Nick: Is like two Danny’s
I mean most are, respectfully. Let’s continue…
How about Maverick himself, Tom Cruise?
Nick: Head and shoulders above
The A-Lister will B C-ing Nick tower above him
Okay, and his alleged namesake, Nicolas Cage?
Nick: Can’t be contained in a 6′ cage
Mr. Cage would not want to Face-Off against our leading man
Maybe these aren’t impressive to you, reader. I sense your doubt. You’re a tough critic I get it. How about someone who loves geology?
Nick: Smells what the little baby pebble is cooking
Does this realistic ruler mean nothing to you?
Basketball players are some of the tallest people in the world right?
Simone: 4′ 8″
Nick: Makes them look like toddlers
Well Nick can’t even fit in the arena
So he’s the tallest human….
Time to change gears. How about some historically large creatures, like a dinosaur (RIP).
Nick: Could eat one in a couple bites
No wonder these puny things went extinct
How about the legendary Kaiju, Godzilla?
Nick: Seems to have liked this blue shirt at one point
I mean, cmon, he holds the (SPOILERS)………. KING of the MONSTERS…… like a puppy.
Based on my extensive research, it seems like any living (or extinct) creature can not compete. So what if we compare him to a notably tall structure, like the Eiffel Tower?
Nick Tower: Would be a much better national landmark
Got to wonder what his oven looks like if he’s able to make a baguette that large.
I rest my case. He is truly out of this world tall. Well, anyways, look at this photograph.
It was nice seeing everyone again…